My romantic husband...

Tanner and I were watching TV the other night. Tanner made a comment about how a girl's eyes on the show looked weird.

me: Well, are my eyes weird?
Tan: No, I love your eyes.
me: Oh really? (covering my eyes with my hand) What do you love about them?
Tan: (pause) They remind me of the ocean.
me: But, my eyes aren't blue.
Tan: Well, then, they remind me of pecan trees swaying in the wind.

Yes, ladies...be jealous. Be very jealous.